Hey everyone, Darkstar here. Jeff Burns asked me to contribute to this blog here, and at first I thought about punching him through a wall and getting on with my life of villainy, but I’m trying to be a better person, so I agreed. Through gritted teeth.
Anyway, I know I’m supposed to be all badass and all that, but I’m really happy you all are enjoying what we have here at Super Blogged Up and that you’re looking forward to Super Knocked Up. It’s a little weird seeing my life dramatized like this, but hey, I always knew there was something special about me! Ok, maybe something a little special about Mr. Masters as well.
Speaking of which – how sexy is Mark Pezzula? Jeff Burns really went manly with that casting, didn’t he? Hold on, Michael just saw me write that and stormed out of the room. What a little baby! Anyway, back to Mr. Pezzula. He really brings a strong will to the superhero character, don’t you think? He almost makes me want to be a good guy! I remember the day Jeff let me visit the set while they were shooting a scene with Mark. I couldn’t take my eyes off him! Michael got a little jealous, but he seemed to be really afraid of the actor, so he never said anything. Don’t tell Michael, but I daydreamed about Mr. Pezzula all day!
Natalie Bain is fine as me, I guess, although I think I have better hair. Silkier, smoother. My teeth aren’t all jagged either. And she looks to be a couple of cup sizes smaller than – OK OK MICHAEL! Jeez! He just grabbed the keyboard from me! And he called me EVIL! I was just being HONEST! Ok FINE. Michael wants me to tell you all that last night I couldn’t stop gushing about how Miss Bain is in this webseries. YOU’RE GOING TO MAKE ME RUIN MY OWN REPUTATION, MASTERS!
Ok, I’m calm now. It’s a good thing – I almost stomped a hole in the floor. Like I said, I’m trying to be a better person!
So is it February yet? I only ask because that’s when I hear SKU is going to FINALLY be released! I thought the day would never come. I almost had to kick Jeff’s ass once or twice to get him in gear on this thing, but he seems to have buckled down and worked hard to get this show to you. Maybe it was his work ethic, or maybe it was the threat of my fist in his throat. Either way, the SKU release date is almost upon you! (You’re welcome!)
By the way, if you haven’t watched the Official Trailer for Super Knocked Up, go do it right now. Or else. Gotta say I look pretty damn kick-ass in it.
Well, there it is SKU fans! My first blog for Super Blogged Up! I hope you enjoyed reading it (I KNOW you enjoyed reading all the stuff about Mark Pezzula (or “Mmmm Mmmmm Good” Pezzula, as I call him), and I hope you enjoy Super Knocked Up when it comes out! Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go super knock-out Mr. Masters, who’s still pouting about my Pezz-crush.
Hugs, kisses, and fists!
Darkstar